During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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