She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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