Whod you bang
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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