I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
this hospital has no fireball
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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