at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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