a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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