why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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