I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
