It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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