On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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