Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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