I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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