I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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