We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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