If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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