Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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