does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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