i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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