my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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