I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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