Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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