Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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