Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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