do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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