my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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