Non-Jews are for practice
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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