hotel room ftw
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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