I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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