I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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