I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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