You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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