I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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