Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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