Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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