In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
