Christians are straight up FREAKS
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm always down for nudity.
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