Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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