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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now

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(925): View more from California

it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.

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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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(614): View more from Ohio

TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG

(1-614): View more from Ohio

HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.

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