I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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