D3 body, D1 cock
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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