KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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