oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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