i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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