I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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