im about as happy as oj after his trial
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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