so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Text me some of your sweat
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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