i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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