I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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