I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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