he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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